Thursday, March 3, 2011

Gnar Wars

How long until we start seeing some themed climbing vids?

Sending in the Rain
One Pitch over the Cuckoo's Nest
Dr. Sandbag or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grade
Rebel Without A Cam

I should really stop now.



  1. Those would work for route names too...

  2. No Max! The show must go on...

    Lady and the Trad
    The HuecoTank Redemption
    The Incrimpables
    Heelhook Rwanda

  3. ...Robocam
    Gastons of New York
    Topout Gun

    I.. can't.. stop..

  4. You could make one about a young diva boulderer that goes crazy and call it "Bloc Swan".

    The Sixth Sends?
    S for Sendetta?
    The Silence of the Cams?
    Crack to the Future?

    You should know you can't plant ideas like this in my head.

    Also, Dr. Sandbag is by far the winner. That seriously needs to be made. B&W. A long "waaaaaaaaHOOOOOOO!!!" fall (w/ cowboy hat) because a route is sandbagged. Filtering water due to fluoridation concerns. "I'm afraid this is not an exercise". "Gentlemen, you can't climb in here! This is the war room!". And the theme song "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". I love it.

  5. OMG... Bloc Swan?

    "If the route was only slab, the send would be yours. But it's not. Now show me your overhanging jughaul"

    Bloc Swan - Liberty Swan

  6. These are better than I could have ever hoped for. Next year at HP40 we should shoot one.

  7. How about "Footchips?"

    We can have a montage climbing scene where Dokko plays Kevin Bacon's character where he's so angry that he just has to climb/dance!